I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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