Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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