How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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