just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
In other news, I just burned my penis
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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