Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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