like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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