Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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