apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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