my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
