you guys were way drunker than both of me
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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