I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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