was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'm too high and old for this...
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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