Your tits are I can't wait for
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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