Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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