drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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