is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I want you more than these girls want KFC
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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