i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
This baby is an asshole
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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