WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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