He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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