So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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