kristin has been a bad kristin
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
