So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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