Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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