wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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