Umm I'm too high to move.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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