how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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