My nipple is on Facebook.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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