He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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