She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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