In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Why are your pants in the freezer?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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