let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
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