I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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