do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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