you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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