Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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