Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
