Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I need mimosas to revive my soul
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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