erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
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