I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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