I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
