i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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