Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
where are you?
Hypothermia
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
We talked him into tasing himself.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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