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GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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