what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize