Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
He did a backflip because drugs
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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