Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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