No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
