He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
What drink are we having for lunch?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
how does that bad decision feel?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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