Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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