This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Randomize
