Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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