Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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