its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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