I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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