I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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