you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
She announced her abortion via fbk
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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